March 6 - GBA

At 27, I feel like all of my friends are either engaged/ about to get engaged, or single. I love my friends in serious relationships, really I do. Their partners are also great. But they don’t provide nearly as much entertainment as my single ladies.

My friend from college who lives in Boston texted our group chat today that she was back on the dating grind and had just had a first date last night. He - willingly - shared with her that he has a hip tattoo that says “CBA”. What, you might ask, does CBA stand for? Cute Boy Alert.

“Ok but… would you say… CBA?” I texted back.

“LOL. Yes. But also… I think GBA.” Was her response.

GBA? Goofy? Grungy? Hmm. G…

“Gross?” I guessed.

“Gay.”

All I’ve gotta say about this one is that there’s a reason we’re single.